The Pope, the Kurdish guy, and Kayhan Kalhor

Published July 30, 2013 by angrytinkerbell

The breaking news that took the stardom from one homophobic person, Vladimir Putin, to talk about another, Pope Francis, head of the Catholic Church!

In a shocking announcement, Pope Francis declared the following:  Who Am I to judge gay people?!

The same Pope who compared the adoption of kids by gay couples to Child abuse, this time has shocked the world with a statement that might look tolerant for a traditional homophobic institution like the Catholic church.

Then he reaffirmed the Roman Catholic Church’s position that homosexual acts were sinful, but homosexual orientation was not. Many people didn’t understand that. I somehow did. So what he meant was, homosexuality is by no doubt something that is there without being chosen, if Catholics adopt that homosexuality is a sin, that means for them God created sin in us, while homosexual acts are surely a sin cause Catholics are urging homosexuals on abstaining from living their sexual gay life, #hypocrisy .

So in order for a homosexual not to sin, he should abstain from sex like clerics do, and here we understand why there are a lot of homosexuals between clerics.

“If a person is gay and seeks God and has good will, who am I to judge them?”. What about atheist gay men?! well they burn in hell…. only Catholic gays are not judged by the Pope.

“They should not be marginalized because of this but that they must be integrated into society.” Thank you!

“The problem is not having this orientation,” he said. “We must be brothers. The problem is lobbying by this orientation, or lobbies of greedy people, political lobbies, Masonic lobbies, so many lobbies. This is the worse problem.” We believe you’re our brother too, that’s why we lobby and shout out loud when you take the church into adopting injustice. Wait, did he just compare gay lobbies with masonic lobbies, and greedy people?!?! Way to go Brotha! Let’s dissolve the Catholic Lobby you lead as well, the one that spreads homophobia all around the big institution in the whole wide world.

As much as more progressive the statements of Pope Francis might seem compared to his predecessors, we have a long way to go Brother, in order that a true brotherhood is established.

While reading the Pope’s latest statements, a guy appears on my Skype. I open the cam, of course to check if he’s hot, he is! Turned out to be a Kurdish guy from Iraq. Huhhhh?!?! Well he’s there at 4 am in the morning so why not give him a chance to express himself. He wants to be my friend. “I have too many friends already, what about i become friends with your dick?” I say. He blushes. He just wanted to be my friend. He didn’t want to sleep with me in the sexual sense. Well he loved me, but as a friend. He wants to kiss me, but as a friend. He wants to sleep with me, but as a friend. As weird as it seemed, I was the one to feel the whore in me. Omg I’m a slut! The guy is shy, while i come from a different sexually open background, he’s asking to be my friend, love me, kiss me, and sleep with me. I’ve become such a slut to a point where i felt that was exotic. Well yeah it is, and then i reflected on our modern relations, who dictates the norms in them, who says our relations are the right ones, he was surely proposing a relation of different kind, of course he was gonna lecture me for working in a gay bar, for working in a bar in the 1st place and serving alcohol, then i told him I’m christian and Alcohol is not Haram for me so he apologized for offending me,although i was not offended. Yeah well the guy was that innocent, and i felt like a slut, one that wanted to devour him alive, have i lost that longtime ago, to a point that i forgot how someone can be innocent?!

All of it, while that same slut was listening to Kayhan Kalhor! For the many of you who don’t know Kalhor, he’s a musician, a God, an iranian violinist, a Kurdish Iranian Violinist, that can accept that gay people exist, are not marginalized, and their homosexual acts of fantasizing about sucking his holy dick are no sin …


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