All posts for the month June, 2013

When gay people are angry with someone

Published June 18, 2013 by angrytinkerbell

I always thought of Boycott as a powerful tool in the hand of people. What if an organized campaign in the community goes like “Let’s boycott those homophobic mother fuckers”.

In an ideal world, where the gay community would commit totally in such a measurement against people who declare their hostility against Homosexuality:

Hair would be like:

Rima sayrafi

(Rima Sayrafi)

Plastic surgeries would be like:

Nidal ahmadiyeh

(Nidal  El Ahmadiyyeh)

Make up would be like:

Randa el Murr

(Randa El Murr)

Photo shoots would be like:

sana nasr

(Sana Nasser)

TVs and TV presenters would be like:

hisham haddad

(OTV and Hisham Haddad)

Mayors would be like:


(Antoine El Sakhtoora)

Or sometimes everything including fashion would be like:


(Nidal El Ahmadiyyeh Again)

And it even can go worst.

While people accused lately of supporting “Perversion” in reference to homosexuality would be like:

maya diab

(Maya Diab dressed by Nicolas Jibran)

Just saying…

PS: In the exception of Maya Diab who’s adorable, all the people whose pictures are posted above are real homophobic bastards from the Lebanese daily scene!!!

The beginning of Idiocy

Published June 11, 2013 by angrytinkerbell

No. Homosexuality is not a crime in the Lebanese law. There is no law that states homosexuality as a crime. Many people have the misconception that homosexuality is illegal in Lebanon. Well guess what! It isn’t, even in the laws inherited from the french mandate that used to be part of the so called the french 3rd republic (Now France is in the 5th, and we’re still following its third).

The article 534 in the Lebanese Criminal law states a crime of second degree, with a punishment of jailing between six months and one year to any sexual act that defies or is against nature.

Due to the homophobia, which for me is a state of mind against nature, and religion that is used nowadays against its nature, Lebanese judges used that law to criminalize gay people.

And since one homophobic judge started it, and since the other judges have to take into consideration decisions or rulings of previous similar cases in the absence of the law, it became a habit, to criminalize gay people, and therefore many think that homosexuality is illegal.

If i was to be the 1st judge, and wanna rule upon that law, I’d definitely consider a gay sexual intercourse as conform to nature.

Yet if I’d imagine having the mentality of that judge that started the whole thing, i would’ve considered the following as criminal acts:

1-Sucking dick: No woman is allowed to suck dick. A dick’s place is naturally in your pussy not in your mouth, bitch!

2-Licking pussy: No man is allowed to lick pussy. Your tong is just to taste food, stop the misuse of it, you pervert!

3-Using Condom: Sex is only used for reproduction and giving birth for a life. Orgasm is just to feel the creation of a new life.

4-Wearing Costumes and using Accessories: It’s not Halloween darling. You should be totally naked and hand free like God created you.

5-Interacial Sex: Of course it’s against nature. You’re Lebanese and white, enough with your fetishes.

6-Intersocial Sex: You’re rich, he’s poor, stop defying your nature.

7-Intercommunautary Sex: You’re Muslim, she’s Christian. What?! do you think she’s Exotic?!

8-Interethnic Sex: You’re blond, your Ken should be blond too Barbie!!!

9-Fucking in the butt: Even if you don’t wanna lose your virginity, do not let him fuck you in the Butt. And you, even if you like it tight while performing, this is against nature.

10-Mind games: No he’s not your slave, you’re not his master, we don’t mix with slaves remember?!!

11-Usage of poppers, porn, pregnancy pills, sushi or avocado, fertilizers…etc: You’re definitely going to jail.

12-Fingering: Or else I’d stick it in your ass. Oh no, I’d become a criminal myself.

I hope i didn’t forget any criminals. I don’t know why those homosexuals even accuse me of discrimination?!?!?

Well, although homosexuality is not mentioned specifically in the article 534, our target and focus should be always on abolishing it, for the sake of not being under the mercy of some homophobic asshole!

Or we can focus on creating a time machine, go back in time, and kill that idiot….

idiot 3

Joseph Aoun wrote on facebook:

Published June 8, 2013 by angrytinkerbell

I needed silence. No not out of depression. I need silence when i wanna flee the world. Flee into my world, which is a much calmer one. My world is full of silent romance. Weirdly, yes i find romance in loneliness.

I closed Bardo, and headed to Ain El Mrayseh. I went there, ordered a double espresso, and sat on a bench. There was barely 5 people around. Perfect! No narguileh, no loud music. It was just calm.

At 3:10 am, the Adhan started. The guy had a beautiful voice. Lately, i dunno why the Adhan brings nostalgia into me. I can sit there listening to it for hours, and enjoy all the feelings that emerge in me due to it.

I sat there, but it felt i wasn’t really there. It was one of those moments where the world seemed freezed around me. It was me n the surrounding.

I was looking at the sea, watching the water move with the lights reflecting on it, barely hearing its movement, it seemed it was moving along to the voice of the guy.

I looked far, i had the mountain and the seaside of the area starting from Dora to Nahr el Kalb in front of me. The lights there seemed somehow poetic. It felt like the land has worn a dress, a very shiny golden one. I looked at the sky, there was barely some stars, and they were not as shiny as those lights. Who needs the stars i thought. I looked back there, the lights seemed to have some sort of quick dimming effect, they were very playful, very sparkly and joyful.

I felt lucky. I live in Beirut. Who needs to travel if not to flee the everyday routine. I am lucky, Beirut has much more charm than any city of the world. And no, it’s not because of the Lebanese people, well they play a role and they’re cute, and no, it’s not because we have night life and fun. I believed at that moment that no city in the world can cultivate in you that beautiful silence.

The Adhan was praising the God. Not only that, it was talking about how gracious and thankful we are for his blessings. Well yeah I am definitely grateful for such a moment. I am thankful to thee, for the blessing of being grateful too. I cannot describe the feeling of happiness it puts in you. At that moment i was satisfied about my life, and happy.

Suddenly i turned my head to the left, to lay eyes on a guy 5 meters away from me, having his cock outside his pants, well held in his hand. He looked at me and started pissing on the bottom of a tree. Weird Eh?! That guy was standing there, with all the sensuality and exhibitionism, looking at me deep in the eyes.

Yeah, Beirut is soulful, its residents play a major role, i turned my head smiling and looking back to those lights. Beirut is playful, just like those lights. It smiles at you, and makes you smile back. Beirut is nostalgic, you miss it even when you’re living through its veins. It makes you dream, even when you’re awake.

My moment could have lasted, and lasted, yet no. It was interrupted by a loud fan of Georges Wassouf!

And the Adhan stopped….


In Support of the Turkish Revolution

Published June 5, 2013 by angrytinkerbell

Remarkably, Turkish citizens decided to make their own revolution. The main question that has been asked by media frequently: Would it be the Turkish Spring, similar to the prior Arab Spring?!

Why would it be you dumpsters??!!

It was one beautiful day where the Turkish Government was removing trees due to a new plan for Taksim Square to include a Mosque and a Mall; you know the regular capitalist/religious shit walking along.

Few citizens decided to protest against what was planned. The shocking thing was the ferocity of the police dealing with them, which triggered all the up growing protests that led lately into approximately 1 million people to hit the streets.

So is it really about the trees?!  Well yeah some people respect nature, but it’s mostly about the mentality that includes not giving a fuck about trees.

You know, the type of capitalism mixed to religion, the same one ruling Egypt, the Muslim brotherhood and their fake identity, convincing people of being the perfect Muslims to become the neo-capitalists, taking over the resources of the state, the resources that belong to citizens and citizens only.

Istanbul is a city that has all this history and its citizens would not accept that an ignorant comes to change its identity. After all, that city preserved all the knowledge and heritage of humanity in the modern days, it carried all the sciences, literature and philosophy until the Italian Renaissance came and took over the lead. So no wonder everything starts there before spreading into other cities.


Erdoğan was bit by bit turning their civil state into an Islamic one.

It was remarkable for me that I couldn’t have access for porn in Istanbul, while I do in Beirut. That restriction was implemented in a decision taken by the Turkish government in 2008. Not that porn is essential, but what the fuck?! We’re not in Saudi Arabia nor in the Vatican u know!?

Then you had the crazy increase of taxes on alcohol. In Istanbul, alcohol is more expensive than any European city nowadays, which is somehow a smartass way to make it unaffordable to the population; surely the background is not other than religious.

And the latest shit was the forbidding of public kisses in the metro, under the slogan of respecting morality. For the ones of you who don’t know, the population of Istanbul is somehow very affectionately romantic, they practice their romance everywhere in the street.

Many other minor changes have been introduced too. Did anyone not hear that nowadays a hostess in the Turkish Airlines cannot put lipsticks on?!

At the end, we wonder why those people are protesting?! For trees?!?! No, you dumbass, of course it’s not only for few trees. People there are protesting for Freedom!!!

So the protests started a huge amount of brutality by the Turkish police, an attempt to frighten the society by imposing order with an Iron fist, Arab dictatorships style. Proof?! The same terminologies and phrases used by Ghaddafi, Assaad, Mubarak, Ben Ali, were used by Recep Tayyip Erdoğan, even the same techniques. Media in Turkey was hiding it all; nothing was happening for them, no people were killed in the streets, no injuries, and no aggressions. Even CNN Turk was hiding info, remarkably CNN international wasn’t. Yeah interests play a major role.

So Erdoğan called for order, he called upon protestors to go off the streets, saying there is a hidden agenda behind all what’s happening, of course he cannot be truly responsible, he’s the right choice, and here’s the evil trying to forbid him from imposing Good. The Arab Leaders conspiracy theory has got him too. Whooooo!

Then, he threatens: “If they go on the streets with 100 thousand, we can go on the streets with a million”. Is there any better way to provoke the people there?! How democratic of you!! I mean yeah you came by a democratic process, well guess what, most of dictatorships did, it doesn’t mean you cannot turn into a fascist in a blink of an eye, yes your statements are fascist!!!

“To me, social media [TWITTER] is the worst menace to society.” Yeah now he does theories, Karl Marx is not any better. “Social media is the opium of the masses” declare it, say the truth, com’on! Urgghhh


While Turkey was being taken as a role model for the Arab world, an example of the moderate Islam, and moderate Islamists, considered by Americans and Europeans as their inspiration to what will the Arab world be in the post Arab Spring era, something went wrong.

The system failed!

Instead of the Turkish model inspiring Arabs, Arabs inspired Turks into a Turkish kind of spring. Not Really!!!

Turkey is not Dubai

While Arab’s spring has lead Islamists into power, Turks revolted for those consequences. It’s a very weird intersection we’re witnessing here. If the Turkish protests are meant to impose change, would the Arab world be affected again by it?! Only time would tell…

Watching both parties in Turkey, there is a dominant sense of nationalism there; I’m not really fan of nations, most of the times it leads to fascism and racism. I really hope those fighting for the preservation of the civil state built by Mustafa Kamal Ataturk, don’t undermine their cause just restrictively for the sake of the Glory of the Turkish Nation, their fight concerns all the free people in this world, and inspires plenty.

The reason why I’m writing about the Turkish uprising is that I feel concerned with what’s happening there, although am no Turkish citizen. Also,I immensely believe that Gay people should always defend civil rights. In the Erdogan legacy, all I see coming is less gay rights and less sexual freedom. With a mentality like that, we’re definitely doomed…

Turkey has a beautiful heritage of gay history, especially when we see how tolerant Islam was, unlike the image that is being imposed on us nowadays creating a constant conflict between homosexuality and belief.

It is our responsibility to take role in the liberation of the masses in order to achieve a more tolerant world, and more of a free one.

The Day Straight Men went “GAY-ACTING”

Published June 3, 2013 by angrytinkerbell

The pursue of the “STRAIGHT-ACTING” look by gay men have lead straight men to pursue the “GAY-ACTING” look. True story.

Nowadays, straight men embrace their feminine side more than gay men do. Well yeah, there is a feminine side in each man, it’s not restricted to gay men only.

However some gay men have gone very far into proving to themselves that they’re “true/ 100%/ full” men. Many, being still not ok with their gay side, feel the urge to prove to others too that they’re still men.

Well machismo is nice, you know, we all like it. Fake machismo is not, hell no it’s not.

Within the procedure of transforming into a Macho man, we tend to fall in the misconceptions and take things to a new extreme record, that makes the charm of it just disappear.

A macho man in the gay world is a jerk. Totally!!! You know! The kind of insensitive bastard, selfish, has bad, really bad manners, egocentric, and somehow eccentric, you know when they start wearing a golden thick necklace. Yeah, well, everyone is after him, cause he’s the macho macho man. He has an inherited degrading look to women originally. He even relates his bad boy attitude to his sex appeal. Queens like it. He neglects feelings, feelings are for women. Him, he’s a sex machine. Well sorry to tell you Dorothy, your macho attitude is something people use for purely a sexual fetish, nothing more.

Can you imagine the amount of resistance he puts not to belly dance every time a song of Najwa Karam is airing in public?! He just does it at home, and makes sure all the curtains are closed and no one is seeing him.

It is a huge problem when gay men abide by notions of machismo in the eastern societies. Here it gets the most fucked up. With all signs of a retarded patriarchal society, intensified with a deep insecurity of proving manhood?! Are you kidding me!? And we need to endure seeing that?! DAMN!!!

So a macho gay men, is somehow more macho than a macho straight man. Especially when the concept of dominance is there. Well yeah Nancy wants to be dominant, she likes to do a lot of spanking. Sta77777.

It all starts with the physical appearance. You need to have bad taste of clothing, good taste is a feminine sign.

The main thing is the look, a very piercing look, coming from downside, it can include a toothpick too.

When going out in a gay bar, you’re not allowed to dance, nor to smile. That might show your queeny side. Yeah only twinks do that. TWINKS can be macho Bitch.

To be macho, you need to be somehow beefy, the bigger the more macho. Therefore myself, i developed a fetish on skinny boys, for me they’re the most macho, i blame you for that!!!

A macho man doesn’t care for the pleasure of the other in bed. How convenient! If he waits for you to cum?! He says : “I don’t do that for anybody, did it for you”. Your cum is threatening for his machismo…

Well frankly i can’t really blame him for existing totally, some queens have gave him the impression that it’s allowed to be like that. Him?! he thinks he has the power. His queens?! just abuse his figure….

Being macho, is not about being noble, responsible, caring, loving…. pffffftttt what a lie!!!

Being macho is somehow related to being dumb.

And then comes the body language. A macho man is always tense. He grabs his drink while he’s about to break the glass in his hand. He has his eye brows stressed. He perceives himself to be bigger than reality, you know, shoulders, muscles, dick….

In his relations?! He doesn’t stick to one lover, yeah well, he’s a man, he’s allowed to have several lovers. His lover should be crying out his infidelity, and then he would feel guilty and promise not to do it again, yet he’ll do it again, after all he’s a macho man.

A macho man points out every feminine feature in others, well yeah cause nobody gives a fuck about his perception to things, but himself and others like him. He can start elaborating definitions about machismo, you know he’s a criteria and an expert. He’s allowed being the author of new theories…he has the background. OF COURSE! He has endured so much captivating the women in him.

A macho man can become an escort, of course he does it for money. He’s a healthy bull that fucks women originally but he does men just because all the women of the earth do not satisfy his sexual needs. Being a sex addict is a sign of machismo, no?!

A macho man is definitely a gay man. Straight men don’t try so hard to prove their machismo.

When they do, they become the kind of “Macho-Gay-Acting”…